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Saturday, August 11, 2007

Top Ten Thoughts Going Through These People's Minds
  
"I never realized how beautiful Hot Springs, Arkansas is upside down"
"Well, it's better than flying JetBlue"
"Hairpiece glue, don't fail me now"
"Why didn't I notice the name of the ride is 'Power Outage'?"
"Who's operating this thing, Lindsay Lohan?"
"Where's Spider-Man?"
"Am I being 'Punk'd?'" -- We know this is an old reference, but it's summer! Watch for all-new jokes this fall
"How long before I urp those cheese fries?"
"Worst Al Qaeda plot ever"
"This isn't as disappointing as the 'Sopranos' finale"
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"Hurry up -- I've got to get home to watch the 61st Annual Tony Awards on CBS"

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"It's still safer than a New York City cab"

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"Do roller coaster cars have 24-hour live OnStar assistance?"

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"For an amusement park, there's nothing remotely amusing about this"

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"This blows"

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