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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Wednesday, March 29, 2006
Top Ten Signs Your Kitty Is Nuts
You saw him on "Dr. Phil"
Wasted three of nine lives on George Foreman Grill mishaps
When you stroke his belly, he purrs, "moooo!"
The dog is missing and you found a ransom note spelled out
in yarn
Was caught sharing bag of catnip with Whitney Houston's cat
That toy he's playing with is grandpa's ear!
Calls sports talk radio claiming Knicks are about to turn
it around
Firemen are trying to coax you out of a tree
Believes Barry Bonds never used steroids
He neutered himself
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Michael Jackson wants to buy him
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Once swallowed an entire "Friskies" while still
in the can
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Every morning, has a saucer of human blood
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Coughs up fur balls, but they're not his fur
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In early 1990's, was married for three months to Liza
Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
