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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Thursday, January 12, 2006
Top Ten Signs You're In A Bad Sex Video
First 20 minutes shows you inflating your "co-star"
All the good stuff is obscured by the words "low battery"
Most of film involves you negotiating with her pimp
Paris' pet monkey won't stop biting you
Plumber shows up to fix your leaky faucet... and then leaves
The romantic candles accidently ignited your hairpiece
The N.S.A. guy spying on you runs in and begs you to stop
It's less popular than the Wilford Brimley sex video
Hillary keeps walking in and interrupting
You're the only person in it
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Co-star? Paris' uncle Larry Hilton
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Sex is overshadowed by your severe allergic reaction to
the down pillows
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In the middle, it switches to an old episode of
"Rockford Files"
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It's just footage of you getting whacked in the nuts with
a Wiffle ball
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Only website that carries it is guyswholookdisgustingnaked.com
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It stars Dick and Lynne Cheney
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You couldn't afford a video camera, so you hired an
animator to sketch
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It's only legal in Mexico
Katie Couric Post-Palin For the first time, Katie Couric discusses her interview with Sarah Palin.
