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Monday, October 10, 2005
Top Ten Things Columbus Would Say About America If He Were
Alive Today
"I discovered the New World, but who discovered these
delicious Cinnabons?"
"Hey, my fo'shizzle thing finally caught on"
"Flu outbreaks, political chaos, vermin--this place
hasn't changed a bit"
"It's humbling to realize that because of me
Americans are getting 20% off on a mattress"
"How did you come to choose the leader you call 'Oprah'?"
"It's nice to see Cher is still around"
"As a fellow man of sea, I join you in mourning the
death of 'Gilligan'"
"The finest chefs in Italy can't compare to Olive Garden"
"I discovered the continent and the only thing named
after me is a city in Ohio?"
"Those 'Desperate Housewives' babes are sluttier than
Queen Isabella"
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"Whose idea was it to go with a dumbass president?"
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"Why'd Trebek shave the 'stache'?"
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"It's cool I got this holiday, but you know I didn't
really discover anything right?"
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"What's a Holla Back Girl?"
Kevin James Weighs In Funny guy Kevin James talks about his efforts to lose pounds.
