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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Friday, October 07, 2005
Top Ten Questions To Ask Yourself Before Buying The
Meat'Normous Sandwich
"How dangerous is four-digit cholesterol?"
"Am I comfortable using the word, 'meat'normous'?"
"Do I have $3.49 and a death wish?"
"Is that bigger than meat'gantic?"
"Does a massive coronary qualify as 'having it my way'?"
"Is this gonna spoil my breakfast dessert?"
"Should I ask my doctor about Lipitor?"
"Why do I have to sign a waiver?"
"Can I get it with egg whites?"
"Did Cheney like it?"
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Sorry!! No Top Ten Extras Today
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"Are 57,000 calories a lot for a sandwich?"
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"Should I tell my cardiologist to warm up the paddles?"
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"Would it kill 'em to toss a pancake on this baby?"
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"Will I endanger others when my heart explodes?"
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"Is my will up to date?"
Kevin James Weighs In Funny guy Kevin James talks about his efforts to lose pounds.
