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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Friday, September 23, 2005
Top Ten George W. Bush Tax-Saving Tips
"Reduce White House electric bill by spending more
time vacationing on ranch"
"Armed forces only defend America during normal
business hours"
"Start charging Saddam Hussein for all them Doritos
we're giving him"
"Endangered species need to get off their asses and
protect themselves"
"Sign endorsement deal renaming the country 'The
United States of Applebee's'"
"For 'Hail to the Chief', you really only need one
guy with a clarinet"
"Switch to domestic beer"
"Instead of foreign aid, Hallmark cards that read,
'Good luck with your country'"
"For a million bucks, offer Bill Clinton one night
with Laura"
"Don't start a new war until you're done with the old one"
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Kevin James Weighs In Funny guy Kevin James talks about his efforts to lose pounds.
