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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
THE WAHOO GAZETTE ARCHIVE Mike McIntee's popular Wahoo Gazette is archived here in the aptly- named Wahoo Gazette Archive. You can search by date, keyword, or show number, or even Dave's tie pattern (coming June 2012).
Friday, May 13, 2005
Top Ten Things You Don't Want To Hear From Your Prom Date
"Wow, 9 months from tonight we'll be parents!"
"You're even prettier than you are in your bedroom window."
"Is that cologne or beef gravy?"
"You're not a cop, are you?"
"Instead of a tuxedo, I decided to wear my Obi-Wan
Kenobi costume."
"Here's our limousine..ignore the Domino's logo."
"Which Debby Boone song is your favorite?"
"Good news! I found your finger in the punch bowl."
"Would you like to come in and meet my father, North
Korean madman Kim Jong Il?"
"How cute! We're wearing the same dress!"
Kevin James Weighs In Funny guy Kevin James talks about his efforts to lose pounds.
