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WAHOO GAZETTE LATE SHOW staffer Mike McIntee gives you a daily show summary and the behind-the-scenes lowdown with his daily Wahoo Gazette. So much juicy inside information that you'll say "Wahoo!"
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Monday, February 21, 2005
Top Ten Good Things About Having The Same Name As A President
Andrew Jackson: "When I withdraw money from the bank,
instead of asking for twenties, I ask for 'Me's'."
James Garfield: "Every morning as I walk into Radio
Shack, my co-workers have to play 'Hail To The Chief'."
George Washington: "I get the History Channel for free."
William Henry Harrison: "I don't just say 'no' when
my wife wants to redo the kitchen--I veto it."
William McKinley: Surefire pickup line: "Want to
'Mount McKinley'?"
Richard Nixon: "Nothing."
Bill Clinton: "I always get V.I.P. treatment at strip clubs."
Zachary Taylor: "I'm named after the guy
who...actually, I'd never heard of him until today."
Thomas Jefferson: "When I show up at Colonial
Williamsburg, I get more tail than Frank Sinatra."
George W. Bush: "It's fun to buy rounds for everyone
and send the tab to the White House."
Kevin James Weighs In Funny guy Kevin James talks about his efforts to lose pounds.
